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The Sun is Red when the Stars are Blue?!?

Thursday, March 1, 2007

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oh life!!!

O me! O life!… of the questions of these recurring;
Of the endless trains of the faithless–of cities fill'd with the foolish;

Of myself forever reproaching myself, (for who more foolish than I, and who more faithless?)

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Answer:

That you are here - that life exists, and identity;
That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.

Walt Whitman

i wrote this on Abel's birthday banner:

…you're a Johnny good fellow!

i really meant Jolly there. ever since, it has become a bit of a joke among us who shared that celebration.

i have this thing that my mind is quicker than my fingers…hmmm…hence, the errors commited in writing. it is so quick it leaves me even before i could write what i just thought of writing. and to make things worse, i substitute words that eventually make my writing funny (sigh). why is that?

even my tongue does that! how crazy can some situations get?

i say and do funny things subconciously. really, most of those things i've done and said are not meant to start a laughing frenzy among people. but they eventually result to laughter (sigh again).

anyways, i am very lousy when it comes to differentiating right from left. it almost caused us an accident (and a pretty serious one) before when Jane was giving me directions (while i was driving Patrik) to their house in Betterliving. She said, "kumaliwa ka dyan sa Total." I replied, "dun sa green na pader?" and she said, thinking I know the meaning of KALIWA, "oo dun." what happened next was I was turning the car right. i was halfway when she said "KALIWA!!!", and i immediately turned the car in the other direction, which when i did, we were almost going to hit the corner of a store plus a motorbike was heading our way!!! We almost "believed" that to the shock of that corner of the store, it moved away from us!!! ha ha ha!!! funny but really scary when you're riding with us. from then on, people give me directions of RIGHT and LEFT by gesturing the direction with their hands instead of just telling me.

i once told them (my CED friends) the reason why chi-chir-ya is the tagalog of junk food. i said it came from the Chinese words chi and ya (as if meron nun), which mean walang kwenta. so i told them, junk food in tagalog really means wala-walang kwenta. That's why, i told them, nutritionists tell us kids they're not good for our body. but of course, all of those are just luisa-invented thoughts. but, they liked it anyway. so from there, chi-chir-ya was known to us as wala-walang kwenta.

the guards in our office just love to check my bags for "illegal" stuffs. it is so true. i guess it all started when i was caught with a diskette inside my bag. it was my sister's thesis proposal that i am supposed to give to her after office. i forgot to leave it there at the guard house before i entered the building. so, it resulted in a memo and my sister's dismay over that proposal she wasn't able to make. A few weeks after the memo was issued, I was again caught, this time, with a CD hidden somewhere in my bag. The guard asked, "Ano to?" and for fear that i might get a bigger punishment, i blurted out, "CD po." it was stupid, but then again, who could have thought right at that time? so i got my second memo for that. from then on, the guards were routinely checking my bag. the funny thing is, these guards do not check the bags of the people who exit before me..it was just always me (sigh sigh sigh).

Posted by jogasaurus at 1:37 pm | permalink | comments[2]

Finding MEMO!!!

Tuesday proved to be a good day after all!!! I was already full of &%*!!# with the Table of the file that I was copyediting that day. I was supposed to go home around 5 pm, but for reasons only the authors of that darn article could tell, I wasn't able to do that. But surprises of all surprises!!! I got a MEMO!!! whoohhh!!

now now now…i am not that crazy to be all cheering for a MEMO (unless that memo calls for a 3-day suspension, ha ha ha, which I would gladly obey)…it's because that MEMO wasn't the usual MEMO that we get in the office for commiting crimes beyond reasonable doubt (like me carrying a CD or a diskette in my bag, which is illegal, or committing erroneous errors in the files that we do).

what I received was a MEMO-memohan from my friends at the office: an absolute Birthday tribute!!! he he he…post-Birthday pauso that T2rad and the rest of AACR thought of giving me. Very touching really.

well, the MEMO goes something like this:

Global change for Helicopter pylori variants

This serves as a reminder that henceforth, all occurrences of Helicobacter pylori, H. pylori, and all variants shall be changed to Helicopter pylori in honor of the birthday celebrant, Ma. Luisa J. Conti.

Attached is a gift from the AACR group of companies.

For your information and strict compliance.

he he he…and the attached gift was a book!!! it wasn't just a book, but a book on Peter Pan!!! (FYI: I collect books about Peter Pan)

I was like so happy and surprised and everything! it was a mixed emotion really. that made the frustration i was feeling for the file take a backseat that day.

at least i found myself a MEMO that brought a big Johnny Good Fellow smile to my face!!!

the following are the dedications attached to that MEMO: